Thursday, October 20, 2011

A New Word

We temporarily interrupt the Ten Day Challenge to bring you this new word just created by yours truly.

Pastorized
(verb)
1. To be preached to fervently.


As in:
I went to a Southern Baptist church on Sunday and the preacher shouted hell, fire and brimstone from the pulpit for an hour straight. I got pastorized.

5 comments:

Roan said...

Those fire and brimstone preachers sure do know how to "pastorize". ;)

Ron said...

"Pastorize"

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

LOVE IT, Jeff!

Jeff B said...

Roan- It's been years since I've been to a Baptist church, but I do remember there being a rather animated preacher.

Ron- I have to admit, I cracked myself up with this one.

Akelamalu said...

Oooer!

Jeff B said...

Akelamalu- Was that a groan I heard...?