tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post2227653997828044763..comments2023-09-25T09:45:22.835-07:00Comments on A Word In Edgewise: New Olympic SportsJeff Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978944708950054312noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-54991885207278691772008-08-16T21:55:00.000-07:002008-08-16T21:55:00.000-07:00Fun!Does the make-up have to look right?Fun!<BR/><BR/>Does the make-up have to look right?Marilynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06984777868047304830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-8421537722461055642008-08-16T17:48:00.000-07:002008-08-16T17:48:00.000-07:00Mimi- That's good. Laughter is good for the soul.K...Mimi- That's good. Laughter is good for the soul.<BR/><BR/>Kimmie- Sometimes the silly just flows.Jeff Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10978944708950054312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-59639061408428704472008-08-16T14:54:00.000-07:002008-08-16T14:54:00.000-07:00Only YOU could think this stuff up!!! You are hil...Only YOU could think this stuff up!!! You are hillareous!!! Thanks for the laughs! My sides are killing me... ;-)<BR/><BR/>Hugs,<BR/>KimmieKimmiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08325629129760976855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-41230474504386944502008-08-16T11:53:00.000-07:002008-08-16T11:53:00.000-07:00This made me laugh out loud. It's a shame there is...This made me laugh out loud. It's a shame there is no real Distracted Driving Competition. I would win hands down (and off the wheel)....Mimi Lenoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-67582062412026679362008-08-15T17:18:00.000-07:002008-08-15T17:18:00.000-07:00San- Glad you enjoyed them.Teach- My work here is ...San- Glad you enjoyed them.<BR/><BR/>Teach- My work here is finished.Jeff Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10978944708950054312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-71199021624006484152008-08-15T15:02:00.000-07:002008-08-15T15:02:00.000-07:00Very, very clever Jeff! You had me LOL! :)Very, very clever Jeff! You had me LOL! :)maryt/theteachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17516961981692076719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-20187222136217821862008-08-15T14:41:00.000-07:002008-08-15T14:41:00.000-07:00WOW! I didn't know I was so athletic, Jeff. I us...WOW! I didn't know I was so athletic, Jeff. I used to do #8 every day of the week, and with Degree of Difficulty E. Of course that would explain why I now qualify for #2. Sigh.<BR/><BR/>Give yourself your own HORSE LAUGH AWARD, man. This is brilliant!Sanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18245301334922883500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-144427162024639262008-08-15T07:23:00.000-07:002008-08-15T07:23:00.000-07:00Rhea- The comments, the eye roll, the shaking of t...Rhea- The comments, the eye roll, the shaking of the head...I get all those and more from Lisa on a regular basis. I like to think of them as "encouragement"!<BR/><BR/>Buffalo- Yah, they are pretty spread out as is.<BR/><BR/>Carol- Maybe I'll have to submitt my application along with these suggestions. That'd be worth seing their response letter anyway.<BR/><BR/>Matt- Does WIR fit within the "no doping" guidelines?<BR/><BR/>Sandi- Let me know if you and Rhea are ever on the road at the same time. I'll be staying home that day!Jeff Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10978944708950054312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-15168831272931722392008-08-15T06:00:00.000-07:002008-08-15T06:00:00.000-07:00I think I already won the "distracted driver" gold...I think I already won the "distracted driver" gold medal and bronze...different years...now these are summer games I could watch. When you taking over?<BR/><BR/>SandiSandi McBridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09033518416111957858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-31486865895238413312008-08-15T05:52:00.000-07:002008-08-15T05:52:00.000-07:00How about if competitors are forced to eat twenty ...How about if competitors are forced to eat twenty greasy, e-coli laden pork chops, drink three fifths of Wild Irish Rose and forced to run and jump in a race known as the 400m Hurls.<BR/><BR/>Volume and color of the puke, determine the winner. Good stuff Jeff. Cheers!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-14041038461464388192008-08-15T05:09:00.000-07:002008-08-15T05:09:00.000-07:00I think you should apply to be on the board of the...I think you should apply to be on the board of the next official Olympic Games! Your categories are SO much more interesting!!rosecreekcottage-carol.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09764384473339337575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-6273223051498756992008-08-15T04:10:00.000-07:002008-08-15T04:10:00.000-07:00Funny! But don't give them any ideas- too darn man...Funny! But don't give them any ideas- too darn many events included as it is!buffalodickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663035745368682736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-19381286420558222582008-08-14T20:04:00.000-07:002008-08-14T20:04:00.000-07:00Jeff, man, you've outdone yourself again! Fabulou...Jeff, man, you've outdone yourself again! Fabulous new sports categories for the Olympics. I'd pay to watch some of that. My favorite is the butch volleyball (snicker) and the driving one at the end. hehe I'd EXCEL at that sport. Just give me the gold medal already. :o)<BR/><BR/>I love your wife's comment. HILARIOUS.Rheahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11027061380778030388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-89117420073222590552008-08-14T19:34:00.000-07:002008-08-14T19:34:00.000-07:00Songbird- Glad to help.Crystalchick- If I win I'll...Songbird- Glad to help.<BR/><BR/>Crystalchick- If I win I'll model the earrings and nothing else. If that doesn't assure a loss ofr me nothing will! hehehe<BR/><BR/>Travis- That's what I'm talking about. I'd tune in to see any of those. Thanks for adding some great additions.Jeff Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10978944708950054312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-84426350231526869502008-08-14T18:52:00.000-07:002008-08-14T18:52:00.000-07:00I've long thought that we needed to add an element...I've long thought that we needed to add an element of danger to some of the events. For example:<BR/><BR/>100m chased-by-a-tiger dash. The thing that really makes this interesting is that the lane assignment for the tiger is varied from race to race, and not revealed until the racers are in the blocks. And of course the tiger is not restricted to the lane from which he starts.<BR/><BR/>Pirana Polo - Yet again we add that element of mystery, because the release and quantity of the carniverous fish added to the game would be at the whim of a randomly selected fan.<BR/><BR/>Synchronized Diving with Sharks - This is complicated by the fact that the great whites actually jump out of the water right beneath the 10m platform.<BR/><BR/>That was fun!Travis Codyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06192526507760146748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-57843833237852517502008-08-14T18:37:00.000-07:002008-08-14T18:37:00.000-07:00Thank you VERY much!!! You're awesome to post tha...Thank you VERY much!!! You're awesome to post that for me. All are welcome to join in the fun. Now if you win (and you get TWO entries for the link and picture) will you be modeling the earrings?? LOL I somehow think they will look MUCH better on your dear Lisa.<BR/><BR/>I haven't watched any of the Olympics this time. Your ideas are hysterical though and I would absolutely tune in for your version. <BR/><BR/>Thanks again Jeff. Have a great weekend!CrystalChickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11778302473630157009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-88548877980688190272008-08-14T16:37:00.000-07:002008-08-14T16:37:00.000-07:00*snort**snort*Desert Songbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14320552900816326120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-40523229770461713602008-08-14T15:41:00.000-07:002008-08-14T15:41:00.000-07:00Akelamalu- A bit more entertaining than the Specia...Akelamalu- A bit more entertaining than the Special Olympics perhaps.<BR/><BR/>Katherine- Why, thank you.<BR/><BR/>Nitebyrd- Definitely made for prime time viewing.<BR/><BR/>Starlight- hehehe I think you're right!<BR/><BR/>Bond- Thanks dudeJeff Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10978944708950054312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-24725265187798562542008-08-14T15:04:00.000-07:002008-08-14T15:04:00.000-07:00BRILLIANTSimply Brilliant!BRILLIANT<BR/><BR/>Simply Brilliant!Vinny "Bond" Marinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07033455144526676371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-10132396751751378392008-08-14T13:19:00.000-07:002008-08-14T13:19:00.000-07:00Ding Dang, Y'all. Britney Spears could win gold #1...Ding Dang, Y'all. Britney Spears could win gold #1, 2, 5, 8!Cinnamon Girl https://www.blogger.com/profile/06542122037324196279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-33330191484635008212008-08-14T12:48:00.000-07:002008-08-14T12:48:00.000-07:00Not being a sports fan, I don't watch much of the ...Not being a sports fan, I don't watch much of the Olympics but I think your events would definitely keep my attention. I'd even try out for the "basket case" team.nitebyrdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04967190902623933068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-59891534411818992822008-08-14T09:54:00.000-07:002008-08-14T09:54:00.000-07:00this has got to be one of the funniest things I ha...this has got to be one of the funniest things I have read...katherine.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06000676644051958330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-32968273918147872472008-08-14T09:35:00.000-07:002008-08-14T09:35:00.000-07:00The Alternative Olympic Games - I like it!! LOLThe Alternative Olympic Games - I like it!! LOLAkelamaluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11234268568845148285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-2325606585000130352008-08-14T09:00:00.000-07:002008-08-14T09:00:00.000-07:00Sandee- Nothing stronger than a Dr Pepper...I swea...Sandee- Nothing stronger than a Dr Pepper...I swear!Jeff Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10978944708950054312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-843897062921901090.post-13788305121709902062008-08-14T08:53:00.000-07:002008-08-14T08:53:00.000-07:00So what were you drinking when you thought all thi...So what were you drinking when you thought all this stuff up? Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up. Off to wish Mary a happy first. Have a great day. :)Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.com