Friday, August 15, 2008

Jeff Needs:

I was tagged by Mimi, the Queen of meme's about a week or two ago and figured I'd better get around to it before it completely slipped my mind. (That's not hard to do BTW) It's a pretty simple one (the meme, not my mind....ok, that too, but I digress), but offers some entertaining results. All you have to do is Google your first name with the word "needs" after it and list the results. I told you it was simple. Here are the first fifteen that came up along with my commentary.

Jeff Needs: fix my cocker
(well this is an auspicious beginning. I'm pretty sure the answer to this one is, "No I don't!") dance
(I think they have me confused with Travis)

3...a tan
(Hello! I live in Oregon. Everyone around here needs a tan) stay away from high profile
(Note to self, "Must lay low!")

5...a nap
(Truer words could not be spoken) food
(feed the fish to the cat...problem solved)
(don't we all?)

8...a counselor
(oh yah, for so many reasons...ha!)

9...a job
(I'd actually prefer to win the lottery.) mellow out

11...a vacation
(I agree 100%) get laid
(You don't think I'm going to argue with this one do you?) introduction
(I do like to make a big entrance)

14...some additional sponsorship
(OK, please send your contributions in now) hang them up after this debacle
(I didn't realize I was in politics)

I don't do the tagging thing, but you are obviously free to give it a go if you like.


katherine. said...

this was kinda a fun meme wasn't it?

Jeff B said...

Katherine- Surprisingly yes. When I first looked at it I wasn't too sure, but from reading the results from this and others, it was entertaining.

Rhea said...

Hilarious! I haven't tried it yet, but I've really enjoyed seeing it going around. I'm going to have to try it...

Travis said...

I enjoyed this meme too.

Matt-Man said...

I am still wondering why you need to fix your "cocker". Cheers Jeff!!

Akelamalu said...

Great answers Jeff.

The first one had me worried though, did it mean a cocker spaniel? ((wink))

Jeff B said...

Rhea- It's like Life cereal, "Try'll like it."

Travis- And now you won't have to ruin that cake with a file.

Matt- I guess at the age of 42, it's just the first of many things that will need fixing.

Akelamalu- Let's hope so.

Jay said...

I get several emails everyday from different sources who apparently can help you "fix your cocker." I'd be glad to forward them to you. haha

CrystalChick said...

If you work out #1 then maybe #12 will work out for you. LOL
I'll have to keep this meme in mind.
Happy weekend. :)

Dianne said...

I've seen this meme around as well. I gotta say your needs are among the most entertaining needs I've come across.

Maybe when you hit the lottery you can have that cocker fixed once and for all!

If I hit first I will gladly sponsor you.

Mimi Lenox said...

Oh my that was too funny. You are in need of some interesting stuff!
Thanks for completing the meme. You are henceforth free of the dungeon....for now.

Jeff B said...

Jay- Those emails annoy the hell out of me. I had to recently change my address because the spammers were going nuts(pun intended) with it.

Crystalchick- Bwahahahaha Nice one.

Dianne- I certainly had some different ones mixed in there.

Mimi- seeing you, I'm assuming you're dong better. Great news.

Kimmie said...

You need to fix your cocker, get laid, and then hang the whatchamacallits? Oi Vay!!!

This was really funny! :-)


Mel said...


I ain't touchin' this one with a ten foot pole.

<--smart like that! ;-)

Jeff B said...

Kimmie- Apparently I'm a mess.

Mel- Wise...oh so very wise.

Cheesy said...

LOL I love the results you got... I will have to take a stab at this~~

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I like it Jeff. Yours turned out very well if you asked me. Some truth and some laughable. Just saying. Have a great rest of the weekend. :)