I'm afraid we've all come down with the Swine Flu! (insert gasp here)
I was the first one to get it. Without regard to anyone but myself, I neglected to wash my hands and then subsequently gave Anthony a hug. Obviously the virus transferred to him. Being the irresponsible twits that we are, we let him go to school anyway. He goes to the same grade school as his younger brother Matthew and even though they are in completely different classrooms, they use the same cafeteria at different times during the day. Matthew must have contracted the virus there. While having lunch, Matthew sneezed and forgot to cover his mouth. When Lisa picked him up a few hours later he high fived her and thereby transferred the virus yet again.
The CDC, WHO and a host of other acronym based agencies should be at our door any minute.
I took a picture of us so you can see what we look like now the we are all infected.
Should you notice any swelling of your snout, please seek medical attention immediately!!!