Things you don't want to hear from your Proctologist.
- Guess what? You're my very first patient.
- Now open wide and say, "aaah"
- Shoot na, I dun grad-e-nated from one a dem Vetnar..Veteranair...Dog & Cat Colleges.
- Oops, my bad.
- Sorry, I'm all out of lubricant.
- Nurse, if this is the oral thermometer then who got the ...ut o.
- That's not my finger.
- What beautiful brown eye you have.
- Have you seen my wedding ring?
- Ta Daaa.....
- Don't you just hate hangnails?
- Oh all of Them? They're here on my sons 4th grade class field trip.
- Whew, I feel like a cigarette.
- Mind if I snap a photo for my scrapbook?
- My daddy was a plumber too.
- Nurse, please schedule a follow-up exam for tomorrow.
- Wow it's dark in here.
- Now how did that get in there?
- Nurse, hand me that scraper please.
Did you hear about the guy that was tailgating the Proctologist?