Things you don't want to hear from a chain saw operator.
- Actually, I think it looks better that way
- That's gonna leave a mark
- Hi, I'm from Texas
- There, just a little more.........oops
- That finger's not really useful anyway
- He was standing under me just a minute ago
- First time that's happened
- I don't know, I ain't never run one of these before neither
- I didn't see that coming
- TIMMMMMMBE...........never mind
- Oh, you meant those trees
- Gimme another beer
- This is how my daddy died
1 comment:
Another one came to mind: "Oops. Hey, Mrs. Smith, guess you can cancel that appointment with your husband's doctor for his vascetomy."
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